Hi, my name is Jack Mayberry and I'm a comedian.  No, really, here's proof.  And that was just an adlib!  Check out my Standup Comedy.  Want more? Here you go.  By the way, I'm also very good looking.  Here's my photo.  Okay, I lied about that but I have a very impressive resume'.  Not bad, huh?  Twenty-eight appearances on NBC's "Tonight Show!"  Some were sketches in which I portrayed presidential candidate, Ross Perot.  Somebody had to do it.  I feel like we're kinda friends now.  Let me open up and tell you a little about myself.  Here's my 'autobiography'. I wrote it myself.  You like jokes?  Check out my joke pages, maybe you'll wanna join my JokeMailList.  I'm don't send it out regularly but when I do it's funny.  Hey check this out... I went to Iraq and Afghanistan to entertain the troops!  I didn't get killed or anything but I was in constantly in danger with my act.  Here's my my "Jack in Iraq" Blog.  I have some really good links, too.  I also have a CD (Surprise!), click here to get one... or for the specially priced sixteen-pack, click here sixteen times.  Well, that's all I got up to this point...  I'm constantly updating my site (at least when I'm not doing the stuff that I really ought to be doing) and adding or deleting so, check back frequently, infrequently or even as often as every Window's Upgrade, but before you go, drop me a note and say "howdy," why don't ya?  And thanks for stopping by, 
Jack Mayberry